Welcome to Dyomattia!1

(That's me!) We are also a lovely resort for the fictitious and fictional kissers!

We aren't currently open to human applicants, as we're still modifying our acceptance procedures. Unfortunately, there are many people who take advantage of our resources, but we don't want to punish the whole class. You could be one of our good students, so hang tight as we find a way to facilitate your acceptance.

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We are a proudly overseen by the EURC!

For legal reasons, we have to state the Dyomattia isn't actually a "Clive Kisser" and does not want him in any kind of romantic or sexual way. Not at all.